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SEX LIFE OF A COP

I knew Reuben. You’re a rube.
Solitary hand on a bottle of lube.
Like pink champagne ready to pop.
Reading about the Sex Life of a Cop.

The Sex Life of, The Sex Life of a Cop.
The Sex Life of, The Sex Life of a Cop.

Driving that prowl car
Down dusty “pussy roads.”
Who will we encounter
in flagrante delicto?
Civil Rights? Give me a break!
I'm a cop on the make.

The Sex Life of, The Sex Life of a Cop.
The Sex Life of, The Sex Life of a Cop.

I would billy-club a little thug for you.
I would pepper spray a family dispute,
if you would consent to stroke my Glock.
And even if you don't,
The Sex Life of a Cop.

The Sex Life of, The Sex Life of a Cop.
The Sex Life of, The Sex Life of a Cop.

Sitting in that greasy spoon
I am gonna make women swoon.
And I’m gonna creep you out
Cuz me and the boys
are gonna loudly talk about...

The Sex Life of, The Sex Life of a Cop.
The Sex Life of, The Sex Life of a Cop.

I know French, I must say.
A little Greek, if called to play.
But I speak Cop fluently:
Your license and registration,
The only foreplay that I need.

The Sex Life of, The Sex Life of a Cop.
The Sex Life of, The Sex Life of a Cop.

I would billy-club a little thug for you.
I would pepper spray a family dispute,
if you would consent to stroke my Glock.
And even if you don't,
The Sex Life of a Cop.

The Sex Life of, The Sex Life of a Cop
The Sex Life of, The Sex Life of a Cop

That author's queer as a three-dollar bill.
If you shoot, shoot to kill.
He says police to poontang
Are like pigs to slop.
He wrote the book the Sex Life of a Cop.

The Sex Life of, The Sex Life of a Cop.
The Sex Life of, The Sex Life of a Cop.

What are you gonna do, when I come for you?
You're gonna come
or I'm not dressed in blue.
No doubt about it: your wife's a dish.
She'll leave you wondering:
What have I done to deserve this?

The Sex Life of, The Sex Life of a Cop.
The Sex Life of, The Sex Life of a Cop.

I would billy-club a little thug for you.
I would pepper spray a family dispute,
If you would consent to stroke my Glock.
And even if you don't,
The Sex Life of a Cop.

The Sex Life of, The Sex Life of a Cop.
The Sex Life of, The Sex Life of a Cop.

Throw the book at the book
And turn the screws.
Say it has no socially-redeeming values.
But morals change. Cruisers, too.
They're not just black and white, now,
there are other hues.

The Sex Life of, The Sex Life of a Cop.
The Sex Life of, The Sex Life of a Cop.

There'll be far worse pulps in the years ahead.
Celluloid footage of flatfoots getting head.
Will you still know obscenity, when it you see?
Prurient interests still offensive patently?

The Sex Life of, The Sex Life of a Cop.
The Sex Life of, The Sex Life of a Cop.

I would billy-club a little thug for you.
I would pepper spray a family dispute,
If you would consent to stroke my Glock.
And even if you don't,
The Sex Life of a Cop.

The Sex Life of, The Sex Life of a Cop.
The Sex Life of, The Sex Life of a Cop.

credits

released July 31, 2015
Reverend Lead Pipe: Keyboards.
Hermann Hessian: Vocals, keyboards.



REVEREND LEAD PIPE: Keyboards and some vocals.

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THE PIPE-WIELDING SWINGERS: (See individual tracks.)


Featuring the vocal stylings of HERMANN HESSIAN.



Produced and engineered by RLP.
Mastered at wavemod.com.



SEX LIFE OF A COP BY OSCAR PECK CAN BE PURCHASED AS AN EBOOK FROM THE OLYMPIA PRESS:
OLYMPIAPRESS.COM


FOR FURTHER READING:

REEFER MADNESS: SEX, DRUGS, AND CHEAP LABOR IN THE AMERICAN BLACK MARKET BY ERIC SCHLOSSER

PERVERSION FOR PROFIT: THE POLITICS OF PORNOGRAPHY AND THE RISE OF THE NEW RIGHT BY WHITNEY STRUB

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